Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...