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There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
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fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
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Sleep late!
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The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
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