Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...