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An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
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What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...