What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...