New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!