Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!