Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...