She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
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