Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
What is the future
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In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Buying drinks at a bar
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Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...