I have a magical dancing duck
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Lawyers give irrelevant information
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Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...