Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.