Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...