Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...