Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...