Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...