Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...