Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...