Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!