Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...