Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...