Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...