The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.