Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...