Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!