A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!