Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!