Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...