Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...