Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...