Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...