Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...