Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.