Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...