If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...