Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...