You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
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Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...