Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...