Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...