Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...