I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...