Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...