Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...