Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...