Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...