Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...