Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes