The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!