Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...