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161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
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A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...